You Know You're A Mormon If....

funny email i received....
Enjoy!!!!!! (there's a lot.....prepare yourself!!!!! lol)
oh yeah...you probably won't get these unless you are mormon!!!! lol
(im going to bold my favorite ones :D)



You Know You're Mormon If...
-It's not "the early bird catches the worm" its, "the seminary student gets into college"

-You say "provo", "salt lake", or "palmyra" without the state and automatically assume that the whole world knows where those places are

-You know what a "fireside" is


-You go to a church potluck and there is every type of jello imaginable

-8 kids in a family is "average"

-your 14th and 16th birthdays are the best birthdays of your life

-you think "heck" is the place for people who do not believe in "gosh"


-you know how to pronounce and spell Mahonri Moriancumer


-you know what ZL, DL, AP, PPI, BYC, SYC, YSA, GA, EQP, EFY, YC, CTR, and BYU all stand for


-Modest is Hottest


-Youth Conference, EFY, and Girls Camp are the best 3 weeks of the year!


-mormon movies are amazing and Kirby Heyborne is your hero (wooooohhoooo!!!! yeah!! my sunday school teacher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


-you drive into the church parking lot and at least half the lot is filled with 12 passenger vans (woot woot!!!! malloy bus!!! :)

-you "Bless this food to nourish and strengthen" your body before eating doughnuts on Seminary Fridays

-going 24 hours without eating is no longer a challenging thing

-pick-up lines are the greatest things ever! (heeeeeeeeeey emma!)

-"How many wives does your dad have?" is often the first question asked when someone finds out that you're mormon

-the "EFY Medley" is your favorite song (FOR SURE!!!!!!!!! best song ever!!!!! :])


-"Is the spirit telling you what its telling me?" (hahahhahaha singles ward!!!!!)

-writing in your journal is a daily event

-"I can't...I'm Mormon" has been an excuse on more than one occasion

-piano was your first instrument

-you have 3 or more BYU sweatshirts/shirts


-John Bytheway is your favorite comedian (YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

-BYU has been you're dream school since you were 5

-you either live in, have many friends from, or are from Utah


-"So, what color is your toothbrush?" (hahhahah church dance question!!!!)

-being a "rebel" is drinking Mountain Dew more than twice in one week

-lumberjack, the newspaper game, and ride that pony are your 3 favorite games (HHAHAHA ride that pony!!!!!! EFY STATUS!)

-there are more women pregnant in your ward than not

-you consider a great date watching The Princess Bride!


- The laying on of hands has nothing to do with physical violence.


- Your hobby is work for the dead.


- You've ever had your alarm set for 4:45 am (or 5:20ish lol)


- Your first date was when you were 16 to a Church Dance and your parent was a chaperone.


-All your dishes have your name written on them with masking tape (hahhaha)

-you think Jell-O is one of the basic food groups (HAHAHHA)

-at least one of your salad bowls is at a neighbor's house

-you have never arrived at a meeting on time

-you have more wheat stored in your basement than most third world countries


-you think it's all right to watch football on Sundays as long as a direct descendant of Brigham Young is playing

-you have to guess more than five times the name of the child you're disciplining


-you automatically assume that BYOB means, Bring Your Own Burgers


-you arrive to an activity an hour late and are the first person there


-"Oh my Heck!" is your idea of swearing


-You say "the scriptures" instead of "the bible" and people are confused


-You knew how to iron your own white shirts/dresses before you were ten


-The best present on your eighth birthday is a set of scriptures with your name EMBOSSED on the front cover


-You are the only person in your high school's theatre department who knows how to tie a necktie . . . and have to do so for every guy wearing one on stage . . . and you're a girl


-An evening's hi-jinks involve "heart attacks" or "forking"


-You go to college and only know how to cook dishes in amounts of seven portions or more


-You think that spending more than three hours at church on Sunday is normal


-You know exactly what Beehives, Mia Maids, and Laurels are, and have to explain what those are to your friends


-Your family owns a wheat grinder, bread machine, and vacuum packer


-you think the only sensible way to buy groceries is in bulk


-You know how to make brownies/cookies/frosting/muffins/pancakes/waffles from scratch


-You know what "from scratch" means


-Your family's satellite subscription package includes BYU Radio and BYU-TV


-You have never had your own room and will never have your own room because you go from home to college and college to marriage


-You think that sharing your dorm room with only ONE roommate is a luxurious arrangement


-You carry a military size Book of Mormon in your purse so that you have something to read if you get stuck waiting somewhere


-You think it's rude to call or come to someone's home unannounced on Monday night


-You look forward to yearly temple trips with Christmas-like anticipation (and then when a temple is built ten minutes from your house you drive by at every opportunity)


- Boys in your family are not allowed to drive until they reach Eagle Scout rank


-You think foreign language class in high school is good practice for your mission


-Your home room class (which was Seminary) raises more money during the Penny Drive than the rest of the school . . . combined (hahahha)


-You feel like you've really missed out if you get sick on Sunday, especially if it's BYD Sunday


-You plan on spending your retirement years on missions






pretty funny eh?????
let me add my own........
-You constantly race to church, pushing 55, with about 5 other cars who are late.

hahhaha happens quite often to this family!!!!!!!
<3meg