random

so since this is my random rants blog
it will also be used for random thoughts of the day
my random thought of the day for today is....
have you ever gotten asked the same question over and over again that you just get sick and tired of answering it!?!?!?
ugggggggggh
sooooooooo annoying!!!!!!!
exhibit A:
my
knee
so obviously if you see someone in a cast you're concerned....well i guess the same is said with a knee brace!!!!!!!! i have told the story of my knee sooooooo many times!!!!!!!!!
lik seriously
i would stop wearing the brace if i could!! but i can't :'(
bummer huh.
well i appreciate the concern
but i might try to turn my brace invisible...........lol
i think i'll stop asking people what happened when they get hurt!!!!!!
and oh btw if you have no idea what im talking about w/ my knee.......
well look for a post coming soon where i tell the "director's cut" version of the story.
planned on coming to a blog near you on september 1st. (but this director has more of a life than just blogging to expect delays :D)
<3meg

pick up lines

okay im REALLY excited about this rant
and im really happy that i got this inspriation
so im deicating it to

drum roll pleeeeeeeease






EMMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



one of my most faithful gmail chatters and faithful blog reader!!!!!!!!!! :]



so i dont know how this came up
but i decided use some pick up lines on emma and since then
we've been having a pick up line waaaaaaaaar!!!!!!!!!!!!


so then i looked up all these pick up lines hahahaha

ill tell you my favorite ones


pick up lines are waaaaay cheesy but kinda cute hahaha use them with CAUTION! :]


one of my personal favorites: (its a mormon thing though sorry!)

You remind me of the fruit in Lehi's dream--most precious of all!

If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry in fear that I might loose you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. :D

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'. :]]

What is the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?"

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way!

I'm a thief and I just stole your heart.

Do you have a BandAid? I just scrapped my knee falling for you.

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

I only have 3 months to live...

Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I'll stop loving you.

(this is a reaaaally cute one!!!) I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but after searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your hand in mine, and the words, will you be mine? :]]] sigggghhh cuuute!!

(nikki told taylor to use this one for her crush!) If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world.

You are so sweet...I'm getting a toothache just looking at you...

You are the hottest thing since sunburn.

yeah so then today at the beach me tanner tori and emma were in the water just telling pick up lines to each other!!!!!!!! it was hilarious!!!!!
anyway pick up lines are SOOO funny but use w/ caution!!!!!!!!
use them on me (if they are the cute ones) and ill laugh and think its cute too!!! hahah
i need NEW TOPICS!!!!!!!!!!!!
and oh btw dont expect a lot of rants when school starts cuz im going to busy STUDYING ahem ahem ahem...........
yeah so maybe once every so often!!!!!!!!
♥MEG♥

????

well.
i hope you all missed me and my ranting
cuz
IM BACK
which means its time to
(theme music playing in the background and me rocking out)
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT :]
but the thing is
i don't know what to rant about!??!?!?!
MADNESS
SHOCK
AAAAAAAAH
wat ever shall i do??????????????
okay okay okay
calm down megan
breathe deeply
hmmmmmm i seriously have nothing i can think about to rant about!!!!!!!
this is WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!
okay whitney is going to give me a topic cuz i can't think of ANYTHING
like seriously this is SCARING ME!!!!!!!!!
OH MAN
i just thought of one!!!!!!!!
yeah meg!
okay so
at church (for those of you who don't know or arent a teenager haha) we have stake dances
fun right?
on the contrary
WRONG
well i'll take that back--the overall thought of a dance is fun especially when you actually get asked to dance :[
but the annoying thing is

THEY PLAY THE SAME CD EVERY SINGLE DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!
so during like youth conference we finally noticed that they play the same cd
so then we learned that there were 2 dances in lik 3 days.........
oh
no
THEY PLAYED IT TWICE
by the 2nd dance we knew what song was coming next!!
so then i get up to EFY and i was hoping and praying that they would play different songs at their two dances.........
my hopes were crushed and smashed into a thousand little pieces, unable to be put back together!!!?!?
not only did they play the same CD at the dances
BUT
at the variety show i heard the same SONGS!!!!!!!!!!
uuuuuuuuuh
it was sad
the funny thing haha was the fact that they played HANNAH MONTANA and HSM and CHEETAH GIRLS
even funnier----everyone (even all the guys) were singing along!!!!!!!!
so i guess the dances are never gonna get a new cd :(
how sad
anyway i need some new ideas so pleeeeeeease comment and give me some!!!!!!!!!! :]
♥MEG♥