You Know You're A Mormon If....

funny email i received....
Enjoy!!!!!! (there's a lot.....prepare yourself!!!!! lol)
oh yeah...you probably won't get these unless you are mormon!!!! lol
(im going to bold my favorite ones :D)



You Know You're Mormon If...
-It's not "the early bird catches the worm" its, "the seminary student gets into college"

-You say "provo", "salt lake", or "palmyra" without the state and automatically assume that the whole world knows where those places are

-You know what a "fireside" is


-You go to a church potluck and there is every type of jello imaginable

-8 kids in a family is "average"

-your 14th and 16th birthdays are the best birthdays of your life

-you think "heck" is the place for people who do not believe in "gosh"


-you know how to pronounce and spell Mahonri Moriancumer


-you know what ZL, DL, AP, PPI, BYC, SYC, YSA, GA, EQP, EFY, YC, CTR, and BYU all stand for


-Modest is Hottest


-Youth Conference, EFY, and Girls Camp are the best 3 weeks of the year!


-mormon movies are amazing and Kirby Heyborne is your hero (wooooohhoooo!!!! yeah!! my sunday school teacher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


-you drive into the church parking lot and at least half the lot is filled with 12 passenger vans (woot woot!!!! malloy bus!!! :)

-you "Bless this food to nourish and strengthen" your body before eating doughnuts on Seminary Fridays

-going 24 hours without eating is no longer a challenging thing

-pick-up lines are the greatest things ever! (heeeeeeeeeey emma!)

-"How many wives does your dad have?" is often the first question asked when someone finds out that you're mormon

-the "EFY Medley" is your favorite song (FOR SURE!!!!!!!!! best song ever!!!!! :])


-"Is the spirit telling you what its telling me?" (hahahhahaha singles ward!!!!!)

-writing in your journal is a daily event

-"I can't...I'm Mormon" has been an excuse on more than one occasion

-piano was your first instrument

-you have 3 or more BYU sweatshirts/shirts


-John Bytheway is your favorite comedian (YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

-BYU has been you're dream school since you were 5

-you either live in, have many friends from, or are from Utah


-"So, what color is your toothbrush?" (hahhahah church dance question!!!!)

-being a "rebel" is drinking Mountain Dew more than twice in one week

-lumberjack, the newspaper game, and ride that pony are your 3 favorite games (HHAHAHA ride that pony!!!!!! EFY STATUS!)

-there are more women pregnant in your ward than not

-you consider a great date watching The Princess Bride!


- The laying on of hands has nothing to do with physical violence.


- Your hobby is work for the dead.


- You've ever had your alarm set for 4:45 am (or 5:20ish lol)


- Your first date was when you were 16 to a Church Dance and your parent was a chaperone.


-All your dishes have your name written on them with masking tape (hahhaha)

-you think Jell-O is one of the basic food groups (HAHAHHA)

-at least one of your salad bowls is at a neighbor's house

-you have never arrived at a meeting on time

-you have more wheat stored in your basement than most third world countries


-you think it's all right to watch football on Sundays as long as a direct descendant of Brigham Young is playing

-you have to guess more than five times the name of the child you're disciplining


-you automatically assume that BYOB means, Bring Your Own Burgers


-you arrive to an activity an hour late and are the first person there


-"Oh my Heck!" is your idea of swearing


-You say "the scriptures" instead of "the bible" and people are confused


-You knew how to iron your own white shirts/dresses before you were ten


-The best present on your eighth birthday is a set of scriptures with your name EMBOSSED on the front cover


-You are the only person in your high school's theatre department who knows how to tie a necktie . . . and have to do so for every guy wearing one on stage . . . and you're a girl


-An evening's hi-jinks involve "heart attacks" or "forking"


-You go to college and only know how to cook dishes in amounts of seven portions or more


-You think that spending more than three hours at church on Sunday is normal


-You know exactly what Beehives, Mia Maids, and Laurels are, and have to explain what those are to your friends


-Your family owns a wheat grinder, bread machine, and vacuum packer


-you think the only sensible way to buy groceries is in bulk


-You know how to make brownies/cookies/frosting/muffins/pancakes/waffles from scratch


-You know what "from scratch" means


-Your family's satellite subscription package includes BYU Radio and BYU-TV


-You have never had your own room and will never have your own room because you go from home to college and college to marriage


-You think that sharing your dorm room with only ONE roommate is a luxurious arrangement


-You carry a military size Book of Mormon in your purse so that you have something to read if you get stuck waiting somewhere


-You think it's rude to call or come to someone's home unannounced on Monday night


-You look forward to yearly temple trips with Christmas-like anticipation (and then when a temple is built ten minutes from your house you drive by at every opportunity)


- Boys in your family are not allowed to drive until they reach Eagle Scout rank


-You think foreign language class in high school is good practice for your mission


-Your home room class (which was Seminary) raises more money during the Penny Drive than the rest of the school . . . combined (hahahha)


-You feel like you've really missed out if you get sick on Sunday, especially if it's BYD Sunday


-You plan on spending your retirement years on missions






pretty funny eh?????
let me add my own........
-You constantly race to church, pushing 55, with about 5 other cars who are late.

hahhaha happens quite often to this family!!!!!!!
<3meg

random

so since this is my random rants blog
it will also be used for random thoughts of the day
my random thought of the day for today is....
have you ever gotten asked the same question over and over again that you just get sick and tired of answering it!?!?!?
ugggggggggh
sooooooooo annoying!!!!!!!
exhibit A:
my
knee
so obviously if you see someone in a cast you're concerned....well i guess the same is said with a knee brace!!!!!!!! i have told the story of my knee sooooooo many times!!!!!!!!!
lik seriously
i would stop wearing the brace if i could!! but i can't :'(
bummer huh.
well i appreciate the concern
but i might try to turn my brace invisible...........lol
i think i'll stop asking people what happened when they get hurt!!!!!!
and oh btw if you have no idea what im talking about w/ my knee.......
well look for a post coming soon where i tell the "director's cut" version of the story.
planned on coming to a blog near you on september 1st. (but this director has more of a life than just blogging to expect delays :D)
<3meg

pick up lines

okay im REALLY excited about this rant
and im really happy that i got this inspriation
so im deicating it to

drum roll pleeeeeeeease






EMMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



one of my most faithful gmail chatters and faithful blog reader!!!!!!!!!! :]



so i dont know how this came up
but i decided use some pick up lines on emma and since then
we've been having a pick up line waaaaaaaaar!!!!!!!!!!!!


so then i looked up all these pick up lines hahahaha

ill tell you my favorite ones


pick up lines are waaaaay cheesy but kinda cute hahaha use them with CAUTION! :]


one of my personal favorites: (its a mormon thing though sorry!)

You remind me of the fruit in Lehi's dream--most precious of all!

If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry in fear that I might loose you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. :D

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'. :]]

What is the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?"

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way!

I'm a thief and I just stole your heart.

Do you have a BandAid? I just scrapped my knee falling for you.

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

I only have 3 months to live...

Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I'll stop loving you.

(this is a reaaaally cute one!!!) I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but after searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your hand in mine, and the words, will you be mine? :]]] sigggghhh cuuute!!

(nikki told taylor to use this one for her crush!) If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world.

You are so sweet...I'm getting a toothache just looking at you...

You are the hottest thing since sunburn.

yeah so then today at the beach me tanner tori and emma were in the water just telling pick up lines to each other!!!!!!!! it was hilarious!!!!!
anyway pick up lines are SOOO funny but use w/ caution!!!!!!!!
use them on me (if they are the cute ones) and ill laugh and think its cute too!!! hahah
i need NEW TOPICS!!!!!!!!!!!!
and oh btw dont expect a lot of rants when school starts cuz im going to busy STUDYING ahem ahem ahem...........
yeah so maybe once every so often!!!!!!!!
♥MEG♥

????

well.
i hope you all missed me and my ranting
cuz
IM BACK
which means its time to
(theme music playing in the background and me rocking out)
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT :]
but the thing is
i don't know what to rant about!??!?!?!
MADNESS
SHOCK
AAAAAAAAH
wat ever shall i do??????????????
okay okay okay
calm down megan
breathe deeply
hmmmmmm i seriously have nothing i can think about to rant about!!!!!!!
this is WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!
okay whitney is going to give me a topic cuz i can't think of ANYTHING
like seriously this is SCARING ME!!!!!!!!!
OH MAN
i just thought of one!!!!!!!!
yeah meg!
okay so
at church (for those of you who don't know or arent a teenager haha) we have stake dances
fun right?
on the contrary
WRONG
well i'll take that back--the overall thought of a dance is fun especially when you actually get asked to dance :[
but the annoying thing is

THEY PLAY THE SAME CD EVERY SINGLE DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!
so during like youth conference we finally noticed that they play the same cd
so then we learned that there were 2 dances in lik 3 days.........
oh
no
THEY PLAYED IT TWICE
by the 2nd dance we knew what song was coming next!!
so then i get up to EFY and i was hoping and praying that they would play different songs at their two dances.........
my hopes were crushed and smashed into a thousand little pieces, unable to be put back together!!!?!?
not only did they play the same CD at the dances
BUT
at the variety show i heard the same SONGS!!!!!!!!!!
uuuuuuuuuh
it was sad
the funny thing haha was the fact that they played HANNAH MONTANA and HSM and CHEETAH GIRLS
even funnier----everyone (even all the guys) were singing along!!!!!!!!
so i guess the dances are never gonna get a new cd :(
how sad
anyway i need some new ideas so pleeeeeeease comment and give me some!!!!!!!!!! :]
♥MEG♥

If I RULED THE WORLD

IF I RULED THE WORLD


this post goes out to my dearest aunt stacy (who's is pretty much awesome!!! we have a lot of fun moments "if you know what i mean NUSHI(aka MASTER haha)" :D)


so anyways she gave me this idea

and im going to name a few rules that will go to certain people out there (you kno who you are!)


first and FOREMOST

1. EVERYONE would have to read twilight whether they'd like it or not!!! haha and there would be a twilight DAY where you would either go to twilight parties, read the books, and celebrate which side you like and make fun of the other side!!!!



2. EVERYONE would automatically get gmail so i could chat w/ everyone and anyone i ever want to talk to!!!!!!!!!! :] :]

3. there would be a national MUSIC day and that day all you do would listen to music!!!!!! whether it was through ur ipod/headphones or walking around through the houses or out and about and everyone would listen to the same songs!!!!

4. i would make the school system teach a computer and cell phone class that EVERYONE has to take...and you learn anything u need to know about computers and texting!!!!!

5. i would upgrade the technology like in the uglies and have the houses talk to you!!!!!!!!! you would have a interface ring that talks to you too!!!!!!!

yeah thats all for now!!!!!
im gonna rant now
thanks stacy for the idea it was fun!!!!!!!!
♥Meg♥

email

email
for those of us who don't have texting
haha
but email is definitely a huge step up from sending letters
haha my favorite comedian says when he gets a letter in the mail
"did someone get kidnapped? is someone being held hostage?!?!"
lik seriously.....letters are good and fun and stuff but no one really sends letters
like even b-day cards--now there's ecards!!!!!
we americans are laaaaaaaazy!!!!!!!! :]
but anyways
email is good and bad
everyone checks it almost every day (for someone of us its lik every hour!!! ahem me...ahem!) so if you need to get a message to someone they should get it pretty quickly.
and you can send a huge group email to get everyones opinions
but email can be bad
for one thing u cant tell emotions--if someone is joking or being totally serious! NEVER EVER get into an email fight cuz you cant tell what they are actually thinking!?!?! its ANNOYING! maybe we should all just get web cams! haahah
but anyways
if you havent noticed i write A LOT
lik huuuuuuuuuuge long emails! lik too much........
lik blogging i write tons!!!!
but you know what i have noticed........
guys write REALLY short emails!?!??!
lik hahah the other day i was talking to ben over email
and i wrote a lot
and he wrote back like 2 sentences.....i was like thanks kiddo
jk ben :]
but even my dear ole cousin and best friend ALEX
short short short!!!!!!
and if you ask questions in those emails
you WILL NOT get an answer back
sometimes i think about bolding the questions cuz thats all they really need to read!!!!!!!!
in summary--emails are amazingly fun (even forwards sometimes)
actually forwards
FORWARDS
it depends
i like the cute boy girl ones
and i like the survey
but i HATE the ones where its like send in 10 minutes or ur gonna have a terrible love life!?! yeah right
or so and so is gonna come tonight w/ a knife and then there are stories about it! yeaaaaaaaah right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
or the ones that just cant be true....
theres actually this reaaaaaaaally cool website called SNOPES.com (not caps but for emphasize :D) anyways its cool if it has the email in its like database it'll tell you if its true or false
so usually ill check it out b4 i send on a email
anyways email = my liiiiiiiiiife!!!!!!
and ITS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
and btw i need new rants soooooo please comment and leave me some ideas
♥MEG♥

baby

baby

definition:
a very young child (birth to 1 year) who has not yet begun to walk or talk

so why

in

every love song


do he/she sing about their "baby"?



so basically when someone sings "i'm burning up for you baby"
we're telling them you're like a 1 year old
weirdddddddd
its like
i love you baby girl
hahahah
thanks for calling me a baby girl
now im not saying that if some guy i liked called me baby
i wouldnt enjoy it :] (hey baby.......siggggh deeeply!! JK :D)
quite the opposite lol
but its weird how these trends start and then we all follow and then we're all calling each other baby!!!!!!!
now babe is a definition story
guys talk about a really hot girl and call her a babe lol
if your bf calls you babe i would run away very fast!!!!!!! if someone calls me babe i would be like r u talking to me??? faaaaaaaar from it!!!!!!!
hahaha
its weird and you all better not be calling me baby anytime soon!!!!!!!! weeeeird!!
but seriously its like so you like me cuz i act like a 1 year old??
wateeeever!!!!!!
anyways
thats all for now
tune in next time when i talk about
EMAILS!!!!!!!!!
:]