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Saturday, August 9, 2008

pick up lines

okay im REALLY excited about this rant
and im really happy that i got this inspriation
so im deicating it to

drum roll pleeeeeeeease






EMMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



one of my most faithful gmail chatters and faithful blog reader!!!!!!!!!! :]



so i dont know how this came up
but i decided use some pick up lines on emma and since then
we've been having a pick up line waaaaaaaaar!!!!!!!!!!!!


so then i looked up all these pick up lines hahahaha

ill tell you my favorite ones


pick up lines are waaaaay cheesy but kinda cute hahaha use them with CAUTION! :]


one of my personal favorites: (its a mormon thing though sorry!)

You remind me of the fruit in Lehi's dream--most precious of all!

If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry in fear that I might loose you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. :D

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'. :]]

What is the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?"

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way!

I'm a thief and I just stole your heart.

Do you have a BandAid? I just scrapped my knee falling for you.

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

I only have 3 months to live...

Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I'll stop loving you.

(this is a reaaaally cute one!!!) I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but after searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your hand in mine, and the words, will you be mine? :]]] sigggghhh cuuute!!

(nikki told taylor to use this one for her crush!) If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world.

You are so sweet...I'm getting a toothache just looking at you...

You are the hottest thing since sunburn.

yeah so then today at the beach me tanner tori and emma were in the water just telling pick up lines to each other!!!!!!!! it was hilarious!!!!!
anyway pick up lines are SOOO funny but use w/ caution!!!!!!!!
use them on me (if they are the cute ones) and ill laugh and think its cute too!!! hahah
i need NEW TOPICS!!!!!!!!!!!!
and oh btw dont expect a lot of rants when school starts cuz im going to busy STUDYING ahem ahem ahem...........
yeah so maybe once every so often!!!!!!!!
♥MEG♥

2 comments:

Stacy said...

LOL! Funny post!

Anonymous said...

oh man! those were so cheesy and hilarious!!!!!!! i am sooo going to use those on nate!!!! haha thanks!!!!!! jk jk jk....although i might use them on nate...wut do you think??? hahaha!!!!!!! ttyl meg i luv u!!!!!!!

emily!