disney princesses

so yesterday im sitting in church right? wat else would i be doing on a sunday??
and lauryn is playing with these magnet things that are disney princesses and then you can stick magnet dresses/clothes/items on them and yeah
fun right?
well im sitting watching her and pick up the belle one and realized that i just found the perfect rant



disney princess



remember folks, im a huuuuuuuuge disney fan
huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge
disney+me=disney freak
but well disney just tends to bug (doesnt everything??)
lets go through each princess shall we?
cinderella--there is probably nothing wrong with her and being a princess--she marries a prince
ariel--her father is *king* triton and again she marries a prince
sleeping beauty aka aurora --she is a princess from birth and marries a prince
belle

STOP
HOLD EVERYTHING
belle is a common folk towns person right???
and "beast" is well a beast
and then they fall madly in love
so technically she shouldnt be a princess
but then all of the sudden disney throws a curve ball at us
and the beast was actually a prince
ppppssssaaaahhh watever

so next
jazmine--princess from birth

mulan
hooooold on wait a second!!
she's like a towns person right?
and the guy she falls in love with was a commander of the army
and all of the sudden
SHE'S a disney princess!?! wat in the world!!!!! where is the justice!?!
if i remember correctly the definition of a princess is (runs to her dictionary)
a female member of a royal family other than the queen
hmmmmmm.........i dont think so mulan!!!!!!
so next theres
pocahontas--indian princess
snow white--princess from birth probably and she marries a prince
megara
wait a second
megara........hercules is a GOD not a PRINCE
disney *shakes her head in shame*
they need to set their princesses straight!!!!!
alice
ALICE
she is NO WHERE NEAR ROYALTY!?!? she doesn't even fall in love with anyone!?!
wat in the WORLD??????????????


well disney--i'm a little disappointed..........IM not even included as a disney princess and yet you have alice in there........why don't we just add Nala since "technically" she's a princess
hmph!!!
well thats all for now
tune in next time i get a chance to blog for
"the use of baby when talking about the one you love"
<3 meg